Terms of use
Last updated: 1 October 2026
The short version: Beat the Charges is a free satirical game, made for fun. Nothing in it is real, factual or official. Please enjoy it, share it, and don't take it seriously.
About these terms
These terms apply when you use beatthecharges.co.uk (the "site"), which is run by an independent creator based in the UK. By using the site, you agree to them. If you don't agree, please don't use the site.
Satire and parody
Beat the Charges is parody and comedy. Its scenarios, charges, evidence, quotes and outcomes are invented and deliberately exaggerated for comic effect. Nothing on the site is a statement of fact about any real person, club or organisation, and nothing should be read as one.
The site is unofficial. It isn't affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by any football club, league, competition, player, governing body or legal proceeding. Any real names mentioned remain the property of their owners and are referred to only for the purposes of parody and commentary.
Using the site
The site is free to use for your own personal entertainment. Please don't misuse it, for example by trying to disrupt it, hack it, or copy and republish the game as your own.
Our content
The game, its writing and its design are original work owned by the site's creator. You're welcome to share links, screenshots and your results. Please don't copy the game or large parts of its content without permission.
No guarantees
The site is provided "as is", for entertainment only. We try to keep it working, but we can't promise it will always be available or error-free, and we may change or remove it at any time.
Liability
To the extent the law allows, we aren't liable for any loss or damage arising from your use of the site. Nothing in these terms limits liability that can't legally be limited.
Complaints and concerns
If you think something on the site is inaccurate, unfair, or infringes your rights, please email info@beatthecharges.co.uk with details. We'll look at it promptly and take appropriate action, including changing or removing content where that's the right thing to do.
Changes to these terms
We may update these terms from time to time, and will show the new date at the top of this page.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales.